Creeps

It’s cold, it’s hot, it’s tantalizing, but he doesn’t stop. He trails the ice cream further down my body, into my public hair, on to my clitoris. I cry out, loudly.

—

Fifty Shades Darker

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Three cheers for sticky pubes and yeast infections!

2 June 2012 • reblog: sonic-hip-attack • 50 shades of butt 50 shades butter fifty shades of yeast infections DAMMIT queue

Barack Obama to add “Blood for the Blood God” to one dollar bill, in a move with wide bipartisan support

superdiscochino:

blood for the blood god!

Skulls for the Oval Office!

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30 May 2012 • reblog: maggotmaster

sisterwolf: She I’ve been meaning to read this! I saw the movie on Netflix on a lark…and holy shit. That movie is amazing! Totally gonzo post apocalyptic fantasy lunacy.

sisterwolf:

She

I’ve been meaning to read this! I saw the movie on Netflix on a lark…and holy shit. That movie is amazing! Totally gonzo post apocalyptic fantasy lunacy.

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30 May 2012 • reblog: bishopsbox

Hubs is playing Arkham City

sonic-hip-attack:

and Oracle is voiced by Kimberly Brooks who is the voice of Ashley so every time she talks I’m just like WTF ASHLEY GTFO OUT OF GOTHAM

Man, I much prefer her as Oracle. Would not drop a bomb on her, nosiree.

29 May 2012 • reblog: sonic-hip-attack • batman mass effect

I want to clean my teeth. I eye Christian’s toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth.

‘Hmm…’ Glancing guilty over my shoulder at the door, I feel the bristles on the toothbrush. They are damp. He must have used it already.

Grabbing it quickly, I squirt toothpaste on it and brush my teeth in double quick time. I feel so naughty. It’s such a thrill.

—

- Fifty Shades of Grey 

GROSS

GROSS

GROSS

also - this is the naughtiest she’s probably ever been.  

ALSO ALSO - this scene takes place after she got so drunk at the bar the night before she called Christian, he stalked her to the bar she was at by tracing her cell phone, and then she threw up all over the place repeatedly.  So, as far as I’m aware, she never brushed her teeth since all that vomit.

Enjoy that knowledge. I know I did.

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29 May 2012 • reblog: sonic-hip-attack • 50 shades of butt fifty shades of grey I hope he burns that toothbrush this is a queued post i may not be here

blaizikenn: I’m willing to compromise prices if you feel that it’s overpriced. I also will accept tips if you really like the finished work. What I can do; Human OCs Fanart RL Portraits What I can try to do, not very confident in my abilities; Furries/Aliens/etc. *I can only accept payments through paypal. Feel free to contact me at the following; Steam Skype- Blaizikenn deviantArt E-mail- xio181@yahoo.com Or on this tumblr Someone tells you that $5 is too much for a competent sketch like that, you slap the shit outta them. 

blaizikenn:

I’m willing to compromise prices if you feel that it’s overpriced. I also will accept tips if you really like the finished work.

What I can do;

  • Human OCs
  • Fanart
  • RL Portraits

What I can try to do, not very confident in my abilities;

  • Furries/Aliens/etc.

*I can only accept payments through paypal.

Feel free to contact me at the following;

  • Steam
  • Skype- Blaizikenn
  • deviantArt
  • E-mail- xio181@yahoo.com
  • Or on this tumblr

Someone tells you that $5 is too much for a competent sketch like that, you slap the shit outta them. 

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26 May 2012 • reblog: blaizikenn

We’re playing a module wherein we’re a rock band, bee tee dubs.

25 May 2012

Paul “Split Dick” Small

Paul “Split Dick” Small

25 May 2012

Quotes from tonight’s Fiasco game

” I don’t know, can he hold a light saber with his split-dick?”

25 May 2012

My cat apparently likes the Cheerios. Quite a bit, actually. Uncomfortable questions are being raised about the similarities between cereal and cat food.

25 May 2012